Jokes and tongue twisters

-Mum, mum, in school everybody tells me that I'm confused!

- Hey, kid, this is not your house... you live opposite the street!

- Do you know why the ocean is blue?

- Because fish make blue, blue, blue, blue...

Two men at the station:

- At what time does your train leave?
- At two to two. And what about yours?
- At two to two too!

-The patient to the doctor: Doctor! doctor!, I have a big problem, nobody ever listen to me when I'm talking.

-Excuse me, What did you say?